I am the sea and nobody owns me. — Pippi Longstocking (1997)

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But if you loved me, why’d you leave me?

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I’d be smiling and chatting away, and my mind would be floating around somewhere else, like a balloon with a broken string. Haruki MurakamiThe Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via feellng)

Paolo Sebastian s/s 2015 couture

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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She realizes she doesn’t know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age. Dorothy Parker (via feellng)

alcomol:

does anyone else just really enjoy being asleep? not falling asleep, not being in bed, not waking up. not even dreams. just enjoying not being concious for a while

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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z-eniith:

this happened

z-eniith:

this happened

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