50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
- teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know
- me: no
- regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
- me in the shower: accepting award
- me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
- me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
- me in the shower: life problems
- me in the shower: performing while on tour
- me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
- Me in the shower: singing titanium pretending anna kendrick is naked in front of me
- teacher: why are you late?
- me: why are you so obsessed with me