Hey! So I'm gonna make myself seem a little less weird than what I actually am. But that's the point, right? To be weird and different. But welcome to my land of freedom and I hope you like at least one thing here. Yea... it's pretty as basic as you can make it, but I like it and (no offense) but that's the only opinion that matters in the end. :) Have fun and make good choices!
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when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you
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50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
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- teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know
- me: no
- regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
- me in the shower: accepting award
- me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
- me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
- me in the shower: life problems
- me in the shower: performing while on tour
- me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
- Me in the shower: singing titanium pretending anna kendrick is naked in front of me
the main reason why i am sarcastic
- teacher: why are you late?
- me: why are you so obsessed with me
it’s weird how you can just pick up a cat and take it where you please cos if someone picked me up and relocated me i would be screaming the entire time
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