Hey! So I'm gonna make myself seem a little less weird than what I actually am. But that's the point, right? To be weird and different. But welcome to my land of freedom and I hope you like at least one thing here. Yea... it's pretty as basic as you can make it, but I like it and (no offense) but that's the only opinion that matters in the end. :) Have fun and make good choices!
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
(via thecrackedvessel)
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
(via dorkyasians)
My love life right there
